Watch Out They Are Here

As the story unfolds and the plot thickens, we finally get down to the chase, Seems aliens have landed and now want to conquer the human race. Chameleon type reptiles that can take on the human form, Have entered our planet with respect to do us bodily harm. Sheepishly they stand back and watch and learn our peculiar ways, Then they’ll plant him in office and run him for president one of these days. The day he takes office as our new Commander and Chief, And he learns all our top secrets, it’s then we find ourselves in for trouble and grief. So before you vote make sure you know who his parents might be, Who knows his momma may be a lizard living in some tree. Well things are starting to get a little hazy as the drugs are wearing off again, That’s alright though I still have a full bottle of gin. If you don’t believe what I’m saying, don’t feel bad cause I don’t either, Got tired of playing games, thought I’d write this, needed a breather. If you got nothing to do come on over and let’s have some fun. We can sit out on the porch and shoot them aliens off the roof, I’ll even loan you a gun.