Jan Allison Poet Narrative

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I have mailed all the poets on my list telling them I have used their name and I will remove any anagrams they are not happy with

Warning - Certain Poets May Wish To Change Their Name

Well guys I’m going to tell you a secret
You don’t really know me
I have not been honest 
I am not who I say I am
Yesterday I discovered the real me…
I’m a ninja – yes honestly I’m a ninja
I have proof from www.anagrammer.com
Ninja Salol …………………….…..Jan Allison

So I thought I’d have fun with a few names here
Hope no one is offended.. but they are quite amusing!

Casual Pull …………………...... …… Paul Callus 
Diarrhetic Ande ….…………….Andrea Dietrich
Archaean Cans …………… …….Casarah Nance 
Ard Man ………………………….......……. Armand 
Hmm is Tit  ……………………....…….Tim Smith 
Savour Hart ……………………...…. Arthur Vaso 
ill can Jokes ……………………....….Jack Ellison 
Hencoop **** ………….….….…..Shane Cooper
Horny Rash Ram ……….………Harry Horsman
Lycra Nim ………………….…......……. Lyric Man
Go Mercurial Ire …………….….Maurice Rigoler
Peer over………………………......….….Eve Roper
Ramshackle Cure……………. Earl Schumacker
Salutes Sir…………………………....….Lei Strauss
Mercy Tis So ………….……....………Mystic Rose
Can Hear Microchip………Charmaine Chircop
Upgrade Gent…………………….….Peter Duggan
Warrants Done……………..….. Darren Watson
Sit Leprechaun................... Paul Schneiter



9th February 2015

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Creepypasta Proxy May 8, 2015 at 10:14 AM I couldn't stop laughing. very well put together Jan Allison May 8, 2015 at 10:29 AM Thanks so much:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser February 20, 2015 at 5:40 AM You had me chuckling with this clever concept using poets names, nice one girl, hugs, James xx Jan Allison February 22, 2015 at 6:42 PM If you have a middle name too James it may give me more scope lol:-) Andrew springs to mind but I am probably dreaming it:-) Hugs Jan xx James Fraser February 20, 2015 at 9:40 AM That's because I'm not sensible! ;-) - hugs, James xx Jan Allison February 20, 2015 at 8:19 AM I did try your names James but nothing sensible came up:-( Hugs Jan xxx

Lei Strauss February 17, 2015 at 6:37 AM HAHHAHAHAHHAH!!! Love this one! Lei Strauss February 17, 2015 at 6:42 AM Well I'm not offended coz it's a little bit real. My students do call me Sir and I think I'm used to it :) Jan Allison February 17, 2015 at 6:40 AM Am so pleased you enjoyed it Lei - I salute you Sir! Hugs jan xxx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 11, 2015 at 9:23 PM Oh, Ninja, these are fun! I love Harry's and poor Andrea...LOL...too cute! Hugs, Rhonda Jan Allison February 12, 2015 at 3:55 PM Thanks Rhonda - think I could have fun with your name lol - I sure had fun with poem lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop February 10, 2015 at 3:49 PM wahahaha : )Lol! Once Tim Ryerson ve written a limerick and called my surname cheer cup,Your micro chip is just as good : )..But hey did you know some pronounce my name Chairman: ) : )...So imagine micro chip charmain : ).To my fvs..So many interesting ones ,especially of Tim and Harry ,haha : ) Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 4:00 PM I did have fun writing this Charmaine - it took over an hour to look through the anagrams and find ones that made sense - i too loved Tim's and especially Harry's:-) hugs Ninja xx

Paul Callus February 10, 2015 at 2:39 PM Dear Ninja....hope nobody takes it too seriously; enjoying the fun. I can also write my name backwards:) Hugs // sullac luap Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 2:49 PM ooh love it Paul:-) wonder will it catch on! Hugs Jan xx Paul Callus February 10, 2015 at 2:48 PM Found a good name to adopt when I need to write anonymously: LULU PASCAL :) Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 2:48 PM oh what an idea - I am Naj Nosilla - its cute lol Doubt it will catch on on the site ... then again ... lol:-) Hugs Ninja Naj xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty February 10, 2015 at 11:22 AM Liked most Can Hear Microchip………Charmaine Chircop. Hey Charm...Alas Jinn Lo...>>>A Tartar Bray Hijack Tank Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 11:41 AM lol Rajat - thanks for the lovely comment and anagram - it is great fun - i am happy to be a little ninja:-) hugs jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux February 10, 2015 at 8:36 AM Awww I didn't make the list *lol*. This is so much fun! Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 8:38 AM I did try with your name Richard! I will have another go and mail you if I can find a good one:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter February 10, 2015 at 7:50 AM Jan, this is outrageous fun. Consequently, I'm considering changing my name to the regal-sounding Sit Leprechaun (perhaps with "Sir" in front of it). Thank you! Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 7:54 AM Ha ha Ha and i will be a Ninja to your leprechaun - thank you for taking it all in good humour - I was delighted to discover Harry had written a poem 3 years ago using the anagram I found:-) It took me over an hour to research and write the poem so I am glad it has been well received:-) Hugs Ninja xxx

Joseph May February 9, 2015 at 10:39 PM I like the one for Mystic Rose...nicely done Jan... Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 3:45 AM I anagram maker is such good fun - I am so glad people took it in good humour:-) You could be 'hypo James' or 'he maps joy' Hugs Ninja xxx

Earl Schumacker February 9, 2015 at 9:19 PM Hi Ninja Jan, Very clever. I'm fine with this. it is good to be some kind of cure... Thanks!.. I'm going to Costa Rica in the morning so I don't know if I will have access to the internet since I'm going into the jungles there. Panthers don't have pens to lend. They don't have electricity and I'm sure they don't carry matches. (no pockets.) Take care. Earl Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 3:41 AM Take care my friend and remember to take some medication with you in case you need a 'ramshackle cure':-) Hugs Ninja xxxx

Arthur Vaso February 9, 2015 at 8:35 PM Now this is brilliantly funny, loved this, thank you so much for brightening our day! We really appreciate it! Jan Allison February 10, 2015 at 3:39 AM Thanks so much Arthur - I am glad my humour has been taken well by the lovely people on here:-) Hugs Ninja Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich February 9, 2015 at 6:53 PM SH-- I got the worst one. hahahaha Anagrams are SO funny, Jan. Cute post. Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 6:58 PM Andrea I love yours, Tim's and particularly Harry's which I found out he used in a poem 3 years ago:-) (phew) hugs and thanks for being a great sport:-) little ninja xxxx

David Meade February 9, 2015 at 6:04 PM This is awesome . . . my favorite is Earl's Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 6:10 PM I have tried to mail Earl - hope he approves - his is great one - my favourite for you is evaded maid :-) lol hugs Ninja:-) xxx

Etienne Lariviere February 9, 2015 at 4:51 PM I was teasing you cher, this is so funny and charming!!!! Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 5:00 PM I will try and see if I can come up with something for you my friend it is so kind of you to come back and comment:-) hugs sad little ninja:-(

Eve Roper February 9, 2015 at 4:44 PM Very funny my Ninga friend, I love it!!! I like Tim's , Hmm is tit!!! hahaha... Blessings dear sweet friend just to know you used my name lets me know your a friend. Eve Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 4:49 PM I am glad you approved Eve - will engage brain in future - no excuse I had bad news today - guess i was thinking of making me happy not thinking of offending others:-(

Etienne Lariviere February 9, 2015 at 4:39 PM Je suis triste!!! I am sad!! Where am I´!! Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 4:48 PM I can only apologise Etienne - I am sad too - I tried to cause amusement and it had back fired on me:-( hugs a sad little Ninja :-( :-( xxx If I can find a suitable one to post I will soup mail it to you for your approval:-) maybe not just now i am a little emotional sorry:-( hugs jan xx

Tim Smith February 9, 2015 at 3:43 PM Very funny Ninja...but I think Jacks could be Lil can jokes ....hugs hmm Jack Ellison February 9, 2015 at 3:51 PM Really like yours Tim... "Hmm is tit"!!! A riot!!! Maybe you should get on the bandwagon after "Lil can jokes"! LOL Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 3:48 PM hi Hmm - many of the anagrams had so many variations i just chose the ones i found the most humourous to me:-) Hugs Ninja xx

Jack Ellison February 9, 2015 at 3:37 PM HAAAAA! A hoot, dear Jan! If anyone is offended they need to lighten up! My guess is NO ONE will be offended... FUN!!! Loving hugs, Brother Jack xoxox Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 3:54 PM do you want to be lil can jokes or ill can jokes Jack - you decide:-) Hugs Ninja xxxx Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 3:46 PM I have mailed everyone Jack just in case:-) I guess some may be upset they didn't get on the list lol - Hugs Ninja xxxx

Kp Nunez February 9, 2015 at 3:23 PM LOL! awesome Ninja Salol...awesome new names... more awed smiles from the land of thousand isles...Kim :D Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 3:24 PM Thanks Kim - guess I could have fun with your name too lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance February 9, 2015 at 2:51 PM Hahaha Oh man. I am a bit jealous of Arthur's! And poor Harry, I hope he doesn't go for that change! This was fun Jan er uh Ninja Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 5:01 PM Harry had actually used his anagram in a contest entry 3 years ago:-) phew:-) his made me smile more than any:-) hugs little ninja:-) xx Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 3:11 PM I think Harry's is my favourite - I will mail people if they are offended I will remove their name from my list:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Shane Cooper February 9, 2015 at 2:34 PM Jan you are like a breathe of fresh air, I think though from now on we should nick name you little Ninja. Tit for Tat my sweet. love Shane xxx Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 2:40 PM LOL :-) Hugs little Ninja xx

Shane Cooper February 9, 2015 at 2:00 PM Jan you are worth your weight in gold. At least I am only a Hencope arse. I feel sorry for Harry. You bring Sunshine into our lives little Ninja. Bless your heart. love Shane xxx Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 2:25 PM I had fun with this Shane I hope no one is offended - I needed to smile and I hope it makes others smile too:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen February 9, 2015 at 1:55 PM - Dear Ninja Salol .............. :))))))))))))) Jan Allison February 9, 2015 at 2:24 PM I didn't try your name Anne lise.... but you just came out as 'Inane learnedness' lol hugs Jan xxxx