Warning: Bawdy Limerick

There was this sexy guy from romanow, messing with a girl on a piano; her butt hit the play handle, and it broke off his candle; now, he sings in a choir soprano. ________________________________ December 30, 2018 Poetry/Limerick/Warning: Bawdy Limerick Copyright Protected, ID 18-1099-519-01 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Written for the contest, Bawdy Limerick sponsor, Tania Kitchin Third Place
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Marcum Wong Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 11:09 PM
A wonderful Limerick Constance! I just can't write even one. Congratulations! Happy New Year! : ) xxoo
Allison Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:57 PM
I really loved this one Constance :-):-) many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
La France Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 9:35 PM
Jan, thanks so much for the congrats ~
Kitchin Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:51 PM
Ha ha, very funny and witty, congratulations on your winning placement!
La France Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 9:36 PM
Tania, thanks for that fun contest, and for my placement, appreciate ~
Wolf Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 9:59 PM
I'm laughing --- in falsetto, an octave higher. Ha! G.L. in the contest. ~ gw
La France Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 9:36 PM
Gershon, thanks for visiting with that fun comment ~
Allison Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 4:23 PM
Constance this is hilarious!!!! wish I'd thought of it!:-) hugs Jan xx
La France Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 7:14 PM
Jan, thanks for visiting, as you know funny nor bawdy comes easy for me so I hope Tania like this ~
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