Walter Mitty-Like Dreams

The US President is everywhere and everything, it seems At least he is, in his Walter Mitty-like dreams Racing to Ground Zero the very next day Just as false as his appointment to the US Naval Academy The great man saw the bridge in Pittsburgh collapse Since he wasn't there, it must have been on his app Said he was born where his grandpa died in Baltimore Though Joe was born in Pennsylvania, if you're keeping score Claimed to be an activist in the civil rights movement in the sixties Well, he WAS a lifeguard at a segregated pool down in Dixie Bragged that he cut the Federal Deficit by $1.7 trillion As it actually increased by $10 trillion, that's almost a zillion! And, of course, he taught 'Political Theory' for four years at the U. of Penn Just like he was right there with Daniel in the Lions' den... I'd like to see old Giapetto create a 'Pinocchio-Joe Biden' puppet With a twelve-foot long carrot for a nose to stuff it