Waiting For Me

Getting ready to go out First I must shower, shave That takes about an hour Then I have to wear two towels One on my head the other a makeshift dress This feels good, so I sport that for a spell That takes up one hour more Then comes my arsenal of hair guns and wands You would think I was preparing for some kind of Weird wizard war After this I'm on hour four Then I pick out my outfit I have several things to choose All of them your advice asked Duly noted, but never used You sigh and return to football Where are we? Hour five? Then comes makeup the easy part Add half an hour I’m looking good My grand entrance into the room Crickets You’re asleep on the couch