Tom Bell Poet Burlesque

Waiter!! There's Some Soup In My Fly!!!

Well, it's Freddy time again.
Went to the diner one day,
To buzz around diner tables
And he somehow flew into
a bowl of soup,
This is what the waiter said;
This poor fly, he is drowning,
A Ministroni death, it's awful,
don't you see?  The poor fly
has ingested too much soup,
His last day on earth,
this ought to be!!

At the same time, Mr. Soup-eater,
Dropped his bowl in shock...
Got soup all over his lap,
Even burnt his poor old ____

Goes to show you in two ways,
Soup in one's fly can ruin your day!!

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