Vogan Poetry Beware of Lettuce

Did anyone say vegan 
oh you mean Meagan 
No she died ears ago 
eating a pulpit 
wat !!! she ate wood chips !!!
Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract 
blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled
her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus  
what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone
or you'll wind up limp,  like a piece of lettuce
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May Avatar
June 26, 2020 at 2:33 PM
'Eating a pulpit' ..lol.. soupmail
Zahid Avatar
June 13, 2020 at 8:46 PM
Haha that's a good one. Beautifully written
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