Vodka Is the Devil

Vodka is the devil, and right now I'm in hell I drank too much last night it isn't hard to tell Come out for a few drinks, my friends said it would be fun Soon after, a drink turned into me telling this girl I just met she might be the one It never goes well when your drinks start mixing I become someone else once the brandy kicks in One minute I was sending my ex a horny text The next minute I was telling this girl in the club I want her to be my next Now I'm drinking a few cans of strongbow So the short journey home will soon turn into me going down the wrong roads But you never care about going the wrong way Because you're listening to your favourite song play You're mumbling your words and trying to speak in a polite manner But now girls who look like Susan Boyle start to look like Rihanna So you shoot your shot and don't mind if it goes wrong or right Because the drink means you're in for the longest night Enjoy your life and have fun and please don't take this poem wrong But can someone tell Ariana Grande that in my arms is where she should belong We're all young once and drink too much at times If you're an inexperienced drinker then please eat before you drink and you will be fine I was drunk when I wrote this if you couldn't tell Most my poetry talks about depression but lately I feel well This was wrote as a joke and meant in a funny way So I hope no one is offended by what I had to say