Virgin Conjurings

Virgin Conjuring’s If I were a virgin I would lock up all the birds and bees Keep them in little yellow boxes in the attic And never feed them aphrodisiacs If I were a virgin like Sir Isaac Newton I would do something good for humanity Have an apple fall on me and explain gravity If I were a virgin I would become a cartoon Just like Kim Jong-un, of North Korea And pretend to be human If I were a virgin in a strange religion Where sex was a sin and crime all the time Suicide and lobotomy would be on my mind If I were a virgin, which I doubt very much I would probably have to be age four or five Living on a desert Island with no women by my side If I were a virgin things would be different I would suffer from malnutrition There would be no reason for living If I were a virgin……..