Virgil - Slightly Bawdy

Virgil the virgin was eagerly urging
his girlfriend to make him a man
Had nowhere private to go get excited
so he bought an old caravan

The seller in Dover said it’s been checked over
it’s actually ready to take
He took his word for it as soon as he saw it
so he didn’t check the handbrake

Parked up on a hill, played safe, took a pill
He’s sure she’ll succumb to his begs
But he wasn’t able to make the van stable 
He forgot to wind down the legs

But soon getting fruity with his little cutie
The van was rock rocking all day
She cried out for more then they fell to the floor
And the van began rolling away

Sped up as it rolled down a hill that was holed
And each pothole made his girl Yelp
She clearly approved and cried out ‘The earth moved
Those little blue pills really help’

But at the cliff top the van didn’t stop
And she snuggled into him sighing
He gave her a kiss and said ‘I’ll tell you this
Baby I feel like I’m flying’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Kauffman Avatar
December 3, 2021 at 11:51 AM
Absolutely delightful Terry and sooo funny! Still giggling. Thanks for the tee-hee! Congratulations!
Flood Avatar
December 3, 2021 at 11:57 AM
Thank you, Sam. Glad to make you chuckle. Terry
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November 25, 2021 at 5:07 AM
Terry, this is so funny. I love your sense of humor in this well thought out amusing piece. Your ending had me laughing and delighted. Thank you! Congratulations on your deserving win. I think I will put this in my Faves! Blessings xxoo
Flood Avatar
November 25, 2021 at 12:49 PM
Thanks, Connie. Nice to have the chance to give this one another airing. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Seeker Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 12:33 AM
Hahaha! Superbo!
Flood Avatar
November 25, 2021 at 12:48 PM
Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Allison Avatar
June 30, 2021 at 4:38 PM
absolutely hilarious that final stanza is so so funny:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
June 30, 2021 at 5:15 PM
Thanks, Jan. Seemed odd to leave them in mid air, but I kinda liked it that way. ;-) Terry
Wolf Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 8:54 PM
Delightful, Terry. Those blue pills certainly do 'open the FLOODgates!; lol. Terrific write! :) gw
Flood Avatar
June 28, 2021 at 12:03 AM
Thanks, Gershon. Glad you enjoyed this one. Terry
Hankins Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 4:05 PM
Perfecto! Terry. I enjoyed it from beginning to end. Flowed nicely to a climax! Thanks.
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:38 AM
Thanks, Milt. I enjoyed setting the scene for this one. Sometimes the gag is all the funnier if you can see it coming. Your appreciation is much appreciated. Terry
Leffanta Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 12:26 PM
Well done, indeed! Enjoyed!
Flood Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 1:01 PM
Thanks Rico. Glad you liked. Terry
Radice Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 2:55 AM
Ha! Ha! Here's me thinking it may have been about Virgil from Thunderbirds..FAB and all that! Great humourous write Terry..keep 'em..er.. coming :) Cheers - Gary
Flood Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 2:17 PM
I nearly made him Vernon for that very reason, but I just preferred the flow of ‘Virgil’. Glad you enjoyed, Gary. Terry
Laurie Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 10:11 PM
Hello Terry … humour at its ultimate best.. Extremely hilarious indeed - thanks Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 2:19 PM
Thanks Lindsay. Appreciate the complement. Terry.
Bauer Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 5:33 PM
a hilarious way to end my friday, terry! i am grinning from ear to ear and totally enjoyed every verse...
Flood Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 2:21 PM
Glad to oblige, Ilene. Delighted you enjoyed do much. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 2:09 PM
Lol, it wasn't blue birds over, it was Virgil and his lass. Brilliant humour Terry, enjoy your weekend. Tom
Flood Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 3:44 PM
Thanks Tom. A little bit of me wanted them to splash down safely, but I’m a meany, so I left it all up in the air. You have a great weekend too. Terry
Poet Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 1:12 PM
That is excellent humouristic write, Terry. And the final line gave me a good laugh: "I’ll tell you this, Baby, I feel like I’m flying’ Thanks for sharing.."
Flood Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 3:50 PM
Thanks Lasaad. Glad to give you a giggle. The last verse was actually an afterthought because I felt the tale needed ‘something more’. Thanks again. Terry
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June 25, 2021 at 1:05 PM
That’s brilliant Terry and the last verse is superb, gave me a laugh… Belle :-)
Flood Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 3:58 PM
Glad you enjoyed this risqué write, Belle. Seems I made the right decision to add that last verse. Thanks Belle. Terry
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