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The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the sole owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many drawbacks, for me Rookie pirates make terrible singers Can't really hit the high seas For plumbers a flush sure beats a full house And I'm not talking poker here Have you heard about that origami store The damn thing folded it appears In a room where the curtains were drawn The rest of the furniture was real Love means nothing to tennis players Doesn't have a lot of appeal The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little behind in his work Heard it before but it's one of the good ones Let's celebrate and pop the cork Do you know the real definition of a will It's a dead giveaway ... grrrrooooaaaannnn © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 9/25/2013 9:54:00 PM
Funny Funny; I needed a good laugh and you made it happen. Thanks for sharing.... Lucilla
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:39:00 PM
Happy to oblige my dear Lucilla! Thanks for dropping by... xoxoxox
Date: 9/25/2013 8:27:00 PM
HA HA HA LOL, this is probably the best list of puns I've ever read my friend! I really enjoyed reading this amazing write this evening! You have crafted an outstanding grouping of puns, I thought the one, "Rookie pirates make terrible singers, Can't really hit the high seas" was a very funny one, I don't know why but that one really appealed to me! What a delightful poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:38:00 PM
Sorry, hit the send button by mistake! What I wanted to say was I hope your recovery is coming along and you're feeling better and better each day! Hang in there my friend!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:35:00 PM
Hope you recovery is coming along
Date: 9/25/2013 3:35:00 PM
Hilarious! :D Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:34:00 PM
Thank you Laura my sweet! Happy it gave you a gigigle! Huggeroonies xoxoxox
Date: 9/25/2013 7:52:00 AM
Very enjoyable... but definately GREAT Groaners... It's going to take a while to explain this list of goodies to Dragon!... You got Dragon and I in the mood for funny... so we went and wrote a drinking song... and we don't even drink... You have strange affects on us Jack... LOL... Might like our Drinking song... tho...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:33:00 PM
Will definitely check out your drinking song... hugs my dear Carol xoxoxoxox
Date: 9/25/2013 7:33:00 AM
"For plumbers, a flush sure beats a full house"....HAAA! This was damn funny! Dig it!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2013 4:31:00 PM
Glad it gave you a chuckle my friend! Have a good one... Jack

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