Vengence By Plastic

If someone wrongs you... Is cruel and clueless... And you want to get even... Wait till they're shoeless... And hand them a pair Of shiny plastic shoes, You can't buy one, They only come in twos... Then take them upstate, On a non-returnable weekend trip... Set them up with a bedmate, Young and alluring... Snickering secretly, While acting assuring.... Give them a bed, And leave them alone... Call all your friends, Quietly on the phone... And let them know What a fool you made, By acting a shoe giving friend, And watch their pride fade...