Vanity Insanity
The first clue to see, i'm totally insane,
watchin a squirrel, board a freight train,
then I saw frogs, it might have been dogs, fly a jet plane,
but i'm a dumbass, for they travel first class.
The second clue, which arrived in the post,
crazy and bonkers, it said i'm the most,
maniacal grin, head bobbing all about,
i'm laughing so hard, you'll have to shout.
The third clue found me while up town,
stood on my head, who's upside down?
Then some weird pervert, who said im an extrovert
did put his hand up my skirt.
The fourth clue caught me unawares,
a chill draught across pubic hairs,
my whole body did quiver, as it sent a shiver, right upto my liver,
with the wet warm release it duly delivers.
The fifth clue, I did completely miss,
easy to do, when covered in piss,
but I don't need no clues, to help me choose,
anyday give me Insanity above Vanity!
©John-Ovan.P.Hull
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