Vampire Chickens

Beware of those vampire chickens this Halloween season. Their thirsting for your blood is the primary reason. These black nocturnal creatures fly into the night. After the stroke of midnight, they cause insurmountable fright. These evil birds come right up from hell. They make the average bat look like Tinkerbelle. It is a well-known fact that chickens have no teeth. Blood sucking ability is something they will not bequeath. If chickens really were so evil and devilish, the late Colonel Sanders would have made his fortune selling fish.
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Merryman Avatar
October 7, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Robert, congrats on your win with this witty write! Love, Kim
Brown Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 6:32 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Susan's contest Robert. Love, Carol
Poet Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 7:58 PM
A great write here Robert.Congrats on your win in the contest.
Johnson Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 1:11 PM
What a delightful picture. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Gasun Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 12:30 AM
Ops! This is really very wonderful though very scary, Robert. It deserved really to win because there might be a great impact on me with my great imagination! Uhuuuu..... i hope I can sleep alone tonight, lol. MY BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN!!! hugs:) Leonora
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October 3, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Robert, congratulations In Susan's "Any poem under 14 lines" contest. Had fun reading all her winners. take care~ PD
Grisetti Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Like to read your humorous poems - Congratulations.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 10:24 AM
funny one Robert, love it and congratulations xx
Rozario Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Great funny stuff Robert...congrats on your win.
O'Leary Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Great, funny poem... Congratulations on your win! Terry
Liwayway Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Congratulations friend Robert for winning the contest. It’s beautifully written poem. Cheers!!!!!!!!!(^_^) Maria
Falgout Avatar
September 7, 2012 at 9:54 PM
I just had to see what this was about, very funny, :)debra
Grisetti Avatar
September 5, 2012 at 6:14 PM
Your title caught my eye and I had to read this one. Good for a laugh - vampire chickens. Original ideas.
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September 5, 2012 at 5:10 PM
HAHAHHAHA! This is really cute! Put a smile on my face. Thanks for making my day! Always, Laura
Goller Avatar
September 5, 2012 at 4:39 PM
That a lovely expressed story poem, nice rhyme, I enjoyed reading it.God bless you. Erich.
Situation Avatar
September 5, 2012 at 3:55 PM
that would make him Capt. Saunders.
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