Vampire Chickens
Beware of those vampire chickens this Halloween season.
Their thirsting for your blood is the primary reason.
These black nocturnal creatures fly into the night.
After the stroke of midnight, they cause insurmountable fright.
These evil birds come right up from hell.
They make the average bat look like Tinkerbelle.
It is a well-known fact that chickens have no teeth.
Blood sucking ability is something they will not bequeath.
If chickens really were so evil and devilish,
the late Colonel Sanders would have made his fortune selling fish.
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2012
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