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Oh, no, he best not patronize me on Valentines. If I must dramatize appreciation, I shall agonize. Each year, he thinks chocolates will rationalize spending his time guarding the sofa so it won’t rise, while my cooking and housework threaten to paralyze all I am behind my victimized and exhausted eyes. Unless he bears one, one way ticket for me to paradise or procures a gift he ingests that will tranquilize, he can stuff candy hearts in his behind so gelatinized. The last time I fell for that darned, deceiving cupid I committed to him and living my life forever stupid.
... CayCay Jennings January 28, 2017

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Date: 2/19/2017 11:56:00 AM
I loved it.... I read it for my wife and we both laughed ..... That stupid cupid...
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Date: 2/5/2017 1:43:00 PM
Clever and funny poem, CayCay! Congrats to you! :)
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Date: 2/4/2017 10:37:00 PM
Great, CayCay, congratulations Hugs
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Date: 2/4/2017 8:43:00 AM
Outstanding Cay Cay. Its so cute and we all love it.. Congratulations too
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Date: 2/2/2017 7:47:00 PM
Came to say congrats and MISS YOU!
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Date: 2/1/2017 5:18:00 AM
Hehehehe. One humorous piece!!! Congrats CayCay, for your WIN with this fine piece!!! ;-)
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Date: 1/31/2017 7:58:00 PM
This is hilarious CayCay; especially the part about his behind so gelatinized! Congratulations on your win!~Che:)
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Date: 1/31/2017 12:42:00 PM
Outrageously funny and a bent Cupid's arrow by the truth, CayCay. I agree w/lim'rik flats ... GOTD. Got me still laughing. A 7 and a fave. Nice double dip for this off-the-rails truth tell. Great poetry. Love and hugs to you.
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Date: 1/31/2017 10:25:00 AM
Congratulations CayCay on your placement in the contest. Where is this paradise? and how much does it cost? Lol
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Date: 1/31/2017 2:34:00 AM
Coming back with congratulations for you :)
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Date: 1/30/2017 8:46:00 PM
Congrats, CayCay! Too funny!
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Date: 1/30/2017 7:02:00 PM
Very funny, CayCay, and perfect to fit the theme. Congrats on your fine placement. Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 1/30/2017 2:24:00 PM
lol, you're not alone, cay... i think my mom and aunts, cousins went that same way... enjoyed!..huggs
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Date: 1/29/2017 7:00:00 PM
Too funny! Stoopid coopid
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Date: 1/28/2017 7:24:00 PM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award) :-) ~ john
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Date: 1/28/2017 12:27:00 PM
LOL CayCay "he can stuff candy hearts in his behind so gelatinized." That is a firm statement against Valentine. Good for you!
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Date: 1/28/2017 12:02:00 PM
:) CayCay, this is hilarious. Laughed out loud when I got to the line about "guarding the sofa so it won't rise." Then more laughter ensued with the "gelatinized" behind. Great work! A favorite poem for me. Best wishes in the contest, Carolyn
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Date: 1/28/2017 11:54:00 AM
VERY good take on this one, Caycay. LOVE it! STupid Cupid indeed!!
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Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 1/28/2017 12:03:00 PM
I think a lot of ladies will relate to this, Andrea.

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