Vacation Humor

Our sponsor papers much earlier had reached,
To my dear sister we had promised,
This vacation we were to spend in Brisbane,
Surgeon declared emergency, plans in vain,
Oh trip to Australia, landed up in hospital instead!

Planned a gala party at home,
Leaving unturned not a single stone,
Invitation sent to esteemed guests,
Sickness left me quite stressed,
Food bland soups, no lavish bone!

Planned to meet beloved on a bright day,
Dressed in favourite blue, I was on my way,
Much to my agony, he said he was stuck,
A bad vacation it was, and my bad luck,
Consoled myself, thinking he must be gay !



Written on 13/7/14
Contest- Vacation humor
Sponsor- Carolyn Devonshire
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Kendrick Avatar
July 16, 2014 at 5:06 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Bad vacation handled with a smile..Thanks for the visit to my page..All of my trip to the Canyon wasn't bad which I am blessed that most of it was good..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2014 at 3:13 PM
haha, the last one was the best for me. Sure hope I can get to this challenge!!
Nance Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 3:46 PM
Oh it is so interesting to read these vacation humor poems, makes me feel better about my own lol. I hope yours were not from personal experience. Hugs my friend :)
A. Sharma Avatar
July 14, 2014 at 2:10 AM
Thnx for visit n lovely comments !
Allison Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 2:13 PM
Great Limericks good luck in the contest:-) Hugs jan xx
A. Sharma Avatar
July 14, 2014 at 2:09 AM
Thnx Jan.
Andresen Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 1:35 PM
- Fun for the "Vacation humor" contest :)) - unfortunate experience !! - (Hope you like mine - but I have not written it for the contest - just for fun :) - Good luck in the contet with your poem Dr. Dpma. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
A. Sharma Avatar
July 14, 2014 at 2:04 AM
Thnx for visit n valuable comments Anne Lise! Negative humor that's what I wud say!
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