Vacation Humor

Our sponsor papers much earlier had reached, To my dear sister we had promised, This vacation we were to spend in Brisbane, Surgeon declared emergency, plans in vain, Oh trip to Australia, landed up in hospital instead! Planned a gala party at home, Leaving unturned not a single stone, Invitation sent to esteemed guests, Sickness left me quite stressed, Food bland soups, no lavish bone! Planned to meet beloved on a bright day, Dressed in favourite blue, I was on my way, Much to my agony, he said he was stuck, A bad vacation it was, and my bad luck, Consoled myself, thinking he must be gay ! Written on 13/7/14 Contest- Vacation humor Sponsor- Carolyn Devonshire