Just because you think you're special
got news for you my peeps all over the globe
us Canuckys have unique stuff too
even in the summer, we walk around in parkas
and mukluks wearing nose tuques
well, that's what the world envisions anyway
actually, we've become quite civilized
since the beginning of the twenty-first century
running water, electricity and even, AND EVEN
free sex in the suburbs!!!
but you must know who to approach
like women!!! THAT'S if you're a male of the species
otherwise... well surely you ladies know!
the ones with stuff down below like well... you know
okay I must calm down or my pooper will pop
phew close call, now I'm gonna be serious
sheep shrink in the rain...
see I'm not just another silly old geezer!!!
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018