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UP UP AND AWAY -- BAUDY

Santa dances on rooftops quite flimsy
To fil the dreams of childhood whimsy
His sex life is cold
Be he brazen or bold
Only comes once a year, down a chimney

christmaslimerick

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Sara Kendrick

January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM

I have read your winning work and find it to be creative and descriptive. Congratulations on your poem being on the winner's list. Way to go. Sara K

Andrea Dietrich

January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM

Hilarious, John. Truly one of the best on this winner list

Tania Kitchin

December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM

John, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny and bawdy limerick.

Paula Goldsmith

December 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM

Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading this wonderful "UP UP AND AWAY -- BAUDY" Limerick write again. Have a Very Blessed New Year 2026 writing away................

sara Etgen-Baker

December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM

HA!

Gershon Wolf

December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM

Didn't you spell 'comes' wrong? Isn't it with a 'z?' lol.

Paula Goldsmith

December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM

I enjoyed reading this wonderful Limerick write. Great/Fun Ending... "Good Luck" I did "Tonight Sick Santa Had To Take Off." Have A Very Blessed Christmas and New Year 2026..............