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Unwanted Gifts

Unwanted Gifts

She checked out the biggest gift first
Saw what was inside when it burst
Two seven foot blokes
Telling God-awful jokes
But that wasn’t even the worst...

A very small piano musician
Adopted a seated position
My ear-drums are ringing
At least he ain’t singing
As he starts yet another rendition

I think Santa speed-read our list
Or maybe some items got missed
My good wife, Beatrix
Got a big pair of twits
And I got an eighteen inch pianist

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Date: 11/30/2018 6:37:00 PM
G'day Terry … enjoyed your play on words Mate. So, what do you intend to do with these gifts - good luck Terry - Lindsay
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/30/2018 6:47:00 PM
Perhaps I should have called it un-needed, hmm hmm. This was meant to be for the Christmas limerick contest but I feared it might lower the tone a tad too much. Besides, it had one too many verses.