Unseat By Tweet

The economy was booming, best for years As for unemployment then: he had it beat Feel-good factor lifted spirits dried our tears Voted ‘gainst him cos I didn’t like his tweets Yes he made the border strong secured the nation Shut out drug mules with the Covid and wet feet Slowed persistent fundamental transformation Yet I still reject him cos he does mean tweets When ISIS cut a swathe across Levant He made destruction of their Caliphate complete And silenced their polemics and their rant But I disapproved cos I don’t like his tweets Brought the vaccines to production at warp speed Others gave thumbs down to aught laid at his feet Now they seek enforcement even without need And to him I give the elbow - don’t like tweets Should he come again, restore the nation’s pride After years of deprecating self defeat Would I then come to accept what I denied? Well perhaps - if he would only stop his tweets!