Unreal Estate
The special section in The Times,
Intended for the rich,
Showed real estate available
If homes you’d like to switch.
You need a fitness room or pool?
A chamber for the maid?
Six bathrooms and a terrace
Showing Central Park displayed?
Imported marble in the baths?
A cellar for your wine?
The latest in technology
And elegant design?
I don’t require all that stuff;
There’s nothing I am missin’
Especially compared to those
Without a pot to piss in.
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