Uniquely Me

I'm allergic to sugar which helps me keep slim If I eat too much, congestion makes me grim Never bought lipstick, my lips are naturally dark red People think I'm wearing when Vaseline on them I spread I wash dishes with my right hand, can only dry with my left A wee bit Ambidextrous makes me quite frankly very deft Perfume I have never purchased, so many make me sneeze Strawberry oil I dab on my neck, wrists and behind my knees I sometimes talk backwards when I talk to fast or get excited Catching myself makes me laugh and my boys get delighted I only need to shave my legs maybe a couple times a year Hairs so baby fine and sparse, I save on razors that's clear I rarely wear deodorants my sweat rarely stinks you see A healthy diet is all you really need that I can guarantee I have never drank coffee, I like the smell but not the taste Virtually caffeine free, my boundless energy I've embraced I fear going under water whenever I'm in water over my head I have yet to conquer diving the thought fills me with dread There's not a ticklish spot anywhere on my body to be found Even though I'm highly sensitive, to not be is quite profound It's weird that I don't like carrying a purse, when I do mine is very small I'm nervous that out of my pocket my cell phone or credit cards will fall I rarely do one thing at once, I tend to multi-task most of the time I actually played scrabble on line while I composed this rhyme