Kay Roberts Poet Rhyme

Underwear Dilemma

"Mum have I got any clean boxer shorts? 
My son shouted from on the stairs,
He was standing so I couldn't see him,
I didn't know his backside was bare.
I got up to go and get some,
From the clean washing pile,
He yelled "Mum I'm naked!
I just gave him a motherly smile.
"I know it wasn't as hairy back then", I laughed,
"But I've seen your bum before,
"But, Mum I'm twenty-two now", he replied,
Which made me laugh even more.
I must admit,
He gave me quite a surprise,
I didn't see a thing though,
As I promised to close my eyes.
Thank goodness for my eldest son,
He's chased my blues away,
The powers of his bare bum,
Have brightened up my day,

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Chris Green January 6, 2017 at 5:13 PM This was funny and cute and something only a mother could write. Wonderful Kay. Kay Roberts January 7, 2017 at 12:45 PM Thanks Chris. It's all true too. He thought I was in work and that's why he came downstairs in his birth day suit.... Hahaha. I think we both got a bit of a surprise :)

Daniel Turner January 6, 2017 at 4:33 PM Modesty is a virtue is it not? Sounds like a good kid. Must have raised him right, Mrs Kay:) Funny poem. Kay Roberts January 7, 2017 at 12:47 PM Thanks you Daniel. I certainly did raise him right. He's a wonderful young man, even though I am slightly biased :)

Jan Allison January 6, 2017 at 4:21 PM ha ha ha - he was wearing nothing more than a smile then Kay - made me lol:-) hugs jan xx Kay Roberts January 7, 2017 at 12:49 PM Hi Jan, he's a lot like me, more often than not he's got a smile on his face :) However, I don't walk round the house like that looking for my underwear... hahaha. He thought I was in work and that's why he came downstairs in his birth day suit.... Hahaha. I think we both got a bit of a surprise :) Hugs Kay xx