Under the Ginkgo Tree

My husband parked our car beside
A ginkgo in the city.
The street was littered with its leaves,
So yellow and so pretty.

The female ginkgo also sheds
Some nuts with such a smell,
Just step on one and suddenly,
You won’t feel very well.

That night there was both wind and rain
And pods came pelting down.
Our silver Subaru now wore
A coat of yellow-brown.

It looked like Nature chose our car
And gleefully did bomb it;
To top it off, it reeked and smelled
Remarkably like vomit.

The lesson to be learned is this:
When parking near a ginkgo,
Determine if it’s male or else
Your car will be fa-shtinko!*

*a fake Yiddish word – means what it sounds like!
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Mehta Avatar
December 29, 2013 at 4:33 AM
Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on the fine win,Ilene
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December 28, 2013 at 9:20 PM
Ilene, :) , CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my SMILE contest. :) Wishing you a Warm And Heartfelt New Year. Take care.... LINDA
Collins Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 9:24 AM
You amaze me.
Johnson Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 4:20 PM
I thought it was going to be about Gingko baloba and memory. Maybe two old friends who lost their way back to eachother under the ginko tree. Should open a car wash on the block. Peace. :)
Dietrich Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 2:56 AM
FANTASTICO humor, my friend!!
Cavanaugh Avatar
November 23, 2013 at 7:59 PM
Wonderfully hilarious. How do you think up these awesome rhymes.
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