Undeclared - a Valentines Day Ode

Undeclared A valentine’s day ode For all my bashful valentines Who love me but can’t share it Today’s a very special day On which they can declare it Was I just forgetful Did I drink too much gin I meant to take the door off So the sacks could be thrown in But as I sit here patient And the hours go so fast The postman must be rushing Cos the bugger drove on past I spose he felt quite jealous But now he’ll be ecstatic That all of my admirer’s cards Are hidden in his attic But thankfully I got one card It’s stood there on that shelf No need to trust the postman I ‘sent’ that one myself