Ugly Or Pretty
UGLY OR PRETTY ?
When I was about twenty three
I said, Joey, I have a homely new girl,
My pal Joey says to me, . . . .oh Lee
I’ll bet your heart’s in a whirl -
He says, tell me, is she either
Tall or small, ugly or pretty, Lee?
I had to be honest. I said, neither -
I guess she’s kinda pretty ugly.
My friend Martha added with phlegm,
She’s so ugly I could leave
My husband with her no problem -
And his story I would believe.
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