Ugly Girlfriend

Everything is an issue with my friend I hope she is a girl as she is known to claim She thinks she is Marilyn Monroe so Think on my pretty In fact there is but one good eye Like a lighthouse beam beckoning About the middle of the head Large with yellow, pus oozing on her tiny face Sometimes it looks cloudy or milky white Under moon light it stands out frightening She orders me to give her money...a gun It must be time to make love Or take her dancing in the dark That makes perfect sense for the digestion A large tooth stands out yellow gray Turning green and festering today It protrudes from her lower jaw Stands as a monument to former days When there were plenty From the vicinity of the mouth she shouts Commands me be still while she takes aim I am a target of her love She screams at me to pay the rent Slurs her words, most unheard Pretending to be sultry My girl is far from pretty The distance is from here to Mars Ugly defines her nicely Skinny is her only attribute Shoot me!…. Shoot me now my pretty!...