Ugh!

“Hey Fat!!! Sit down and shut up!”
starts with butter on the butter on the corn
half-baked concepts dragging from the board ‘cross the floor
up to my pen. . . damn, this Prof. got two, too many blackboards
she wasn’t looking at my feet when she said, “Size doesn’t matter”
“Is that your tuba?”
bring back the bumper sticker, I want:  “Baby I’m Bored”
take the nearest bus, a street-whale lobtailing curbs
turn up your iPod and mosquito ‘em all
nothing like that tin sound in the a.m. to make murderers of us all
“Bum a smoke?”
sometimes all that’s required is rust
yup, I worry about that pair of shoes I threw out back in ‘82
are they cursing me for being next to whatever’s in that plastic container that’ll be here a 
thousand years from now?
“Gotta do the floors.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Richards Avatar
March 16, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Congratulations on this winning entry to Kristin's contest, Gerry!! ~ Carrie
Jordan Avatar
March 3, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Gerry this poem was a hoot - Congratulations on placing in Kristin's Contest
Winter Avatar
March 3, 2009 at 7:55 AM
Congrats Gerry on your win in Kristin's contest! Love, Shar
Heck Avatar
March 3, 2009 at 5:31 AM
Dear Gerry - Congratulations on your WIN in Kristin's contest! Peace always, John
Ginn Avatar
February 18, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Baby I'm Bored is so much better than the other, boy did I hate that.
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