Two More Minutes With Peanut

 minute poem with nonsense words 

Stretching, I might be four-foot-six
I've learned to fix
the wixumph jokes
of thoughtless blokes.

Some people are antriphinal -
not short on bull
"Peanut," they yell
"Who cracked your shell?

Perspecitus, 'tis a good word
When thoughts get blurred,
I watch them squirm
at each word worm.


When perspecitus meets wixumph,
I can triumph, 
remaining bold -
mood quite controlled.

Vurshotimy! I call the shots,
connect the dots.
When chaps condemn,
toss words to them.

Two minutes with Peanut, no dice.
A little spice
'tworks well enough
to call their bluff.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Watt Avatar
March 28, 2020 at 12:09 AM
Congrats for your win, Reason. I like wixumph best! ~ John
Poteet Avatar
March 28, 2020 at 9:37 PM
Thanks, John. It was a fun write based on some truth but not about me personally.
Trichet Avatar
November 26, 2014 at 7:32 PM
Loved it RAP! Truly at the heart of imagination, congrats man
Yvonne Avatar
November 25, 2014 at 10:32 PM
Congratulations on your win in Brian Johnston's Contest "Words - The Heart of Imagination?"
Poteet Avatar
November 26, 2014 at 10:23 AM
Thanks, again, Maurice, I put it on Poem Hunter too, but the last time I checked, it hadn't received any votes. I had kinda lost track of it.
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