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Two Men Walk Into a Bar

Two men walk into a bar one night
Hurt like hell, punched out their lights
When they awoke
Strange words they spoke
Sounded like a couple of ancient trilobites

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Doug Vinson Date: 12/6/2016 7:32:00 AM A dyslexic man walked into a bra.... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/6/2016 12:52:00 PM a guy walked into a bar .. he said OUCH!:-) hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison Date: 12/6/2016 7:39:00 AM You got a million of 'em!!! LOL Doug Vinson Date: 12/6/2016 7:37:00 AM A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. He tells the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road." Jack Ellison Date: 12/6/2016 7:36:00 AM LOL!!!!!! Doug Vinson Date: 12/6/2016 7:36:00 AM Going into a bar, a guy walked though a screen door. Really strained himself.