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Two Men Walk Into a Bar

Two men walk into a bar one night Hurt like hell, punched out their lights When they awoke Strange words they spoke Sounded like a couple of ancient trilobites

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Pikin Amerasb

Date: 1/16/2017 9:19:00 AM

Me & You

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2017 11:03:00 AM

LOL

Deborah Burch

Date: 12/6/2016 3:15:00 PM

Bahahaha!!! Well done Jack!!big hug Cap'n Deb

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2017 11:02:00 AM

Hmmm! Cap'n Deb... LOL Love it!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/6/2016 12:51:00 PM

ha ha ha:-)hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2017 11:04:00 AM

Giggle away! Love, Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/6/2016 8:10:00 AM

Hittites, Jebusites and trilobites//parasites, appetites, up-at-nights//my rhyming thing//that ding-a-ling//gots snow today and give-me-frights! PUNCH ON JACKSON!!! Way Mo Coffee needed! (white stuff on the ground:-(

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2017 11:01:00 AM

WHAT???? Not the white stuff? Couldn't be!!! So sorry Mr. JOHN JOHN, we're going through our usual January thaw! YEE HAW Hang in there!

Doug Vinson

Date: 12/6/2016 7:32:00 AM

A dyslexic man walked into a bra....

Jan Allison
Date: 12/6/2016 12:52:00 PM

a guy walked into a bar .. he said OUCH!:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2016 7:39:00 AM

You got a million of 'em!!! LOL

Doug Vinson
Date: 12/6/2016 7:37:00 AM

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. He tells the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2016 7:36:00 AM

LOL!!!!!!

Doug Vinson
Date: 12/6/2016 7:36:00 AM

Going into a bar, a guy walked though a screen door. Really strained himself.