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Two Large Ladies Seated At a Bar

Seated across from me at a bar were two large women with accents. "Cool accents," I said, "Are you ladies from Scotland?" "It's Wales." one snapped back, "you stupid moron." "My apologies," I said, "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

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Date: 1/27/2016 8:43:00 AM
Hahahaha. Did you survive that one?
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