Twin Mountains In the Fall

Me and my cousin were eating crackers and drinking milk at the table the other day and I said "Heard anything interesting today?" "No." he said "Oh wait, I was watching Fox news and-" "You watch that crap?" I interrupted. "Yeah. Anyway, Bill O'rielly said that if you fold a twenty dollar bill a certain way, you can actually see Saddam Hussein attacking the World Trade Center! Yeah, you know some French dude with a weird hat predicted all this would happen like ten-thousand years ago. For real." I rolled my eyes and left the room. -In memory of the men and women who died on 9/11 and the tens of thousands of others who have died as a result of it.