Twenty-Four Dr Peppers

24 Dr Peppers One day I started running and my legs fell off. I was in the army, and I had to clean the floor with a toothbrush. It started raining sideways. Then a bullet jumped up and bit me that day. Jenny threw her shoe at her old house. I guess she ran out of rocks. I was with Jenny, and I became the minute man. That’s all I’m going to say about that. I had 24 Dr. Peppers, and I had to pee. My mom made some strange noises because she cared about my school grades. Me and Jenny are like peas and carrots. Jenny played a guitar naked, and I saw her butt. For a while I owned a shrimp boat. When I first met Lieutenant Dan, he was holding a roll of toilet paper. I like playing ping pong in the spring. One day I gave Lieutenant Dan some ice cream. Jenny, is he smart like me? No Forest. He is dumb as a coconut tree. You never know what you're going to get in a box of chocolates. All just put my hands in my pocket. Me and Lt. Dan are best friends. I like dancing to Sweet Home Alabama. I can’t forget about Bu Bu. Another friend of mine who likes shrimp gumbo. Me Lt. Dan and Bu Bu are the three amigos. Jenny will always be my hero.