Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Remember Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum From the Alice In Wonderland Thing? Did you know those boys loved Opera Yep, those two could really sing If you've never seen them in action Well, it really is such a pity I heard them at the Metropolitan Opera You know, that place in New York City? Did I mention, Alice is their manager? She gets them engagments and things But, that's pretty much all she does Because Alice never ever sings I was at one of their concerts And I watched them perform in the rain Tweedle Dee slipped and fell off the stage They had to pick him up with a crane Figaro, figaro, figaro Does anybody know what that means? It sounds like somebody's all gassed up From eatin' too many beans I'm sure you have their latest CD Or their picture on your favorite shirt Course, I always get those things for free That Alice is such a flirt That's about all I can tell you now Well, there is just one more thing You'll know this story is over When you hear the fat boys sing