Turtle Shell

"Homeless" 

I found a little turtle, 
I assign it to my favorite green shoe box
I guess I over spoiled him, with one simple, pretty punk rock
He does not mind, when I hold him in my handbag
His presence makes me feel as if nothing will sound faulty
On the day I discovered he was sick
He scratched my finger twice
I tossed the turtle, back into the woods
The next thing you know, 
He sat pretty under his shell, on my front steps
Here, I go again
I took it back inside by morning light
Weeks went by, 
I told him I was bored of cleaning up his Poo
On the spur of the moment I had the itch to eat turtle stew
As time got by, so did his box and my castle
Everything between the turtle and I, became into a tussle
My little turtle my buddy, what should I feed you,
I ran out of money, all I had was a six pack of Mountain dew
This homless moment, felt like eternity
It was time, to set my turtle free
My tiny friend, with a hard shell, found many turtle girls
My itty bitty turtle tore them all up in two
Lucky me now I get to eat some real turtle stew. :) 

By: ME
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Robinson Jr. Avatar
August 22, 2017 at 11:57 AM
This poem put a big smile on my face, PD. Had me chuckling pretty hard too. I think the remedy is a little of that turtle stew. Your sense of humor is sea deep funny. Mighty fine poetry, sista. Love and smiles always.
Dietrich Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 11:22 AM
oh my, if I'd seen this before, I dont' remember but I sure enjoyed reading it this time. FUN poem, PD. and thanks for your congrats on my recent wins!
Macmillan Avatar
July 15, 2014 at 4:13 AM
Hi PD, I specifically asked for no turtle stew. Like to try to write a new one? Cyndi
Macmillan Avatar
July 15, 2014 at 9:15 AM
Blog removed. System error report given to TPS... I have no idea why I couldn't use the search parameters, properly. I managed to put in some specific typos from the poem into the search and came up with that weird coding.
Macmillan Avatar
July 15, 2014 at 9:15 AM
I tried to replicate the same results with older poems from other soupers and did not have the same results. Is itpossible that you have a "bug" just on your pages? Best that soup looks into this...
Gasun Avatar
February 20, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Belated congratulations on this so cute and superb couplets my dearest sis! I extremely enjoyed the story! Thank you so much for stopping by today and I'm glad you like my poem for you. However, I am so sorry if i wasn't able to enter it in your haiku contest. I supposed to go and change my entry, Grass Heads but it was too late for me. I found your contest already closed. lol. Sorry, I'm always late. Anyway, I'm so happy you like it. Thank you so much again. love & big hugs, Leo
Kendrick Avatar
January 30, 2012 at 6:43 AM
Creative work as always..Way to go girl with this win..Sara
Haick Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Congratulations on a fine win, P.D. I've not had Turtle Stew but it must be good if it's anything like PS! Hope all is well! Love, Annalise
Sweetheart Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 1:05 PM
congrats PD my BFF on a great 5th place win for brilliant lines to tribute the PS site luv.. always awesome ..
Maverick Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 12:55 PM
A stew on the soup P D.... only you could manage such a hoot, your words iv'e enjoyed, to this win they were well employed..!
Williams Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 10:29 AM
p.d. congrats on your win, had Turtle soup many years ago quite disgusting,eehhhggghh..David
Devnath  Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 7:40 AM
Congratulation on your win my friend. Loved and enjoyed, bl
Brown Avatar
January 26, 2012 at 6:43 AM
Congratulations on your placement in my "What I Love Most About PoetrySoup" contest P.D. Thank you for your support. Love, Carol
Smalling Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 6:48 AM
Clever, imaginative, funny ... and a whole lot of creativity. Keep the inspiration flowing.
A  Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 2:29 PM
I really Have 2 try sOme:)*luv~Skat
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
August 5, 2010 at 3:16 AM
Now that is some real turtle stew rationalization! LOL How was it? LOL
Guzzi Avatar
August 4, 2010 at 3:22 PM
awww you flooied it at the end! lol do you know you are using slip rhyme or half rhyme! very sophisticated...Light & Love gal
Horsman Avatar
August 4, 2010 at 1:04 AM
six pack of mountain dew indeed, what a way to go, Oh, love the poem, awesome, sorry i'm a bit late getting here. Harry
James Avatar
August 4, 2010 at 12:31 AM
One of the first ones i've read since ive been back, and i'm glad i read one of yours 1st! love it.
Hales Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 11:03 PM
love it ha ha s mail xxx
Sepulvado Anderson Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 9:34 PM
How funny! Hope you have a great day! Scarlett
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August 3, 2010 at 8:08 PM
LOL!
Loving Iii Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 12:48 PM
what a great imagination and way of telling a story. jhl
Henderson Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 1:32 AM
soup mail again
Henderson Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 12:56 AM
soup mail from charles '
Watts Avatar
August 2, 2010 at 8:31 PM
Very funny. I needed a fun lift. Your talent and humor shine through. Thank you for reading my poetry.
Brown Avatar
August 2, 2010 at 6:38 PM
This is funny
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