Turdiness Times
There was once a man who never had a for a year
He was fine other than a big fat belly full of crap
Myself its been three days since I dropped one
I wonder if I’ll be that man to last a year without ting
Make it a year and a day or even two years
Getting me a Guinness World Record
And place in the history books for not ting
Those barsterwads, who say Jimmy is full of, are right
But imagine when it pops out a truck load of crap
Dedicated all to you my demeanours and provocateurs
Till that grand time I’ll just keep eating and smiling :)
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