Turdiness Times

There was once a man who never had a for a year He was fine other than a big fat belly full of crap Myself its been three days since I dropped one I wonder if I’ll be that man to last a year without ting Make it a year and a day or even two years Getting me a Guinness World Record And place in the history books for not ting Those barsterwads, who say Jimmy is full of, are right But imagine when it pops out a truck load of crap Dedicated all to you my demeanours and provocateurs Till that grand time I’ll just keep eating and smiling :)