Tuesday Sonnet

They say Tuesday's child is full of grace I would say that it's a disaster. There are two events I don't embrace That make Tuesday a glum downcaster. Tuesday's the day, in most of the States When they hold primary elections. Where we extract from a few inmates Our "favorite" bad selections. And as if that wasn't bad enough, We not only pick the nuthatches, The second Tuesday of every month... The release of Microsoft patches! Now, I know pols are needed so that we can have laws, But, I wish Bill Gates could patch D.C.'s intellectual flaws.