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Trump I Be

I am Trump
Trump I be


That Trump you be
That Trump you be
I do not like you, Trump you be

Would you like me , here or there
Tanned and rich with gorgeous hair

I do not like you here or there
I do not like you anywhere
I do not like what I see
I do not like you, Trump you be

Would you, could you win the vote
Smile, and wave and truly gloat
I do not like you, Trump you be
Give it up and set us free

I would not, would not truly gloat
Not my fault it floats my boat
I am Trump, Trump I be 
My trademark is hu- mil- it-y

Would you, could you build a wall
Let them climb, watch them fall
I do not like you, Trump you be
I do not like the jerk I see

I would not, could not just watch them fall
I'd munch popcorn and have a ball
Trump I am, Trump I be
 Seats for all, show for free


Would you , could you cut your hair
In a wind, you need a prayer
I do not like you, Trump you be
Combovers are not  commodity

I would not, would not cut my hair
 I am the virile lion in my lair
Trump I am, Trump I be
My style's unique, just like me

Would you, could you call you smart
Or are you just a pompous fart
I do not like you, Trump you be
You with wives, one, two , three

I would not, could not call me smart
I'm self made and that's an art
Trump I am, Trump I be
That nasty woman will lose to me


Would you, would you accept a loss
Or just be Donald, Apprentice boss
I do not like you Trump you be
You do not respect democracy

I would not , could not accept a loss
Hilary   Clinton won't be my boss
Rigged like the Emmies, that's for sure
Poo poo , ca ca , and all manure

Would you, should you pay your tax
Or just use loopholes and relax
I do not like you, Trump you be
America's benefits are not free

I would not, would not pay my share
Using the loopholes ....I call fair
Trump I am, Trump I be
 Not an honest tax payer like Hilary

Would you , could you pass for a muppet
Sniff, snuffle and be Putin's puppet
I do not like you Trump you be
Being a traitor is  not the key

I would not , could not be a muppet
Pay's not enough, they'd have to up it
Trump I am, Trump I be
I'll just sit on Putin's knee


Would you, could you threaten to sue
We all know, no follow through
I do not like you, Trump you be
It's not Dr, Seuss, it's only me

I would not, would not threaten to sue
I' ve got billions to get me through
I am Trump, Trump I be
I triumph over mock- er-y

I do not like you , Trump you be
I do not like what I see
I do not like you, Trump you be
You're no president
Can't fool me!

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Beata Agustin

Date: 5/23/2024 1:42:00 AM

I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.

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Date: 10/25/2016 3:48:00 PM

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