Tim Smith Poet Limerick

Trump and the Beaver - For Jan

Out in the woods Trump took a nap
Under an oak dripping of sap
pants to his knees
what a big sleaze
Fresh beaver still caught in his trap



*I do not endorse this message and no actual
  beavers were hurt in this poem

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Carrie Richards October 20, 2016 at 11:59 AM This is hilarious.........the best part is the * postscript !!!!!!

Maurice Yvonne October 17, 2016 at 8:07 PM The truth in a limerick how refreshing. A huge fav!

Andrea Dietrich October 17, 2016 at 6:04 PM hahahaha. Dirty boy!!!! Trump AND you. heehee. and I LOVED it.

Paloma P October 17, 2016 at 2:06 PM Whoa, ha ha He's a pig no doubt...spot on Tim!

Manmath Dalei October 16, 2016 at 11:44 AM Well penned Smith. Enjoyed............//hugs Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:55 PM Thank you my friend.

Jean Murray October 16, 2016 at 10:55 AM Filthy chap! Trump I mean. Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:54 PM lol...for sure

Richard Lamoureux October 16, 2016 at 10:17 AM Ha ha! Maybe a Canadian Beaver will bite off the offending appendage. Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:53 PM haha...thanks Richard

Lyva Marty October 16, 2016 at 3:26 AM Crazy, funny! Is this for Jan's contest? I will try those meatballs placed in a blog. How did the games go? Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:52 PM Thanks Lyva...I did another for the contest. yes my team won.

Ravi Sathasivam October 16, 2016 at 3:09 AM Interesting write but nicely done. Enjoyed reading it Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:50 PM Thanks Ravi

Darren White October 15, 2016 at 10:34 PM I SAW this, I really did, this is too funny and too smart! Ever seen the cartoons of Liz Climo? She has one about Halloween Costumes: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14691199_1234545589943727_8200011494392507856_o.jpg Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:50 PM Thanks Darren...I couldn't open the link ill have to google her.

John Lawless October 15, 2016 at 8:20 PM Well Tim, there's no accounting for taste. Very funny and with a political bite to it. Tim Smith October 16, 2016 at 12:48 PM Thanks John

Jan Allison October 15, 2016 at 6:21 PM had to come back and read this - it is so clever in oh so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx Seren Roberts October 15, 2016 at 6:27 PM loved it.....Seren

Arthur Vaso October 15, 2016 at 4:17 PM LOL That's hilarious, love the Canadian content! Tim Smith October 15, 2016 at 4:22 PM Lol

Lim'Rik Flats October 15, 2016 at 1:32 PM I think the Donald would cry//If a big-toothed beaver went by//and chomped on his tool//I think the damn fool//would simply just curl up and die. Oh you are on a roll, amigo! Really digging the footnotes:-) Tim Smith October 15, 2016 at 4:21 PM Lol...that be a sight for sore ...

Alexis Y. October 15, 2016 at 1:01 PM Lol! Hi Tim, Normally I don't much comment on politic related poems. But I couldn't resist, this is sooo funny:-) Alexis PS. This is way funnier than running for president. Tim Smith October 15, 2016 at 4:20 PM Wish there were better choices.

Jan Allison October 15, 2016 at 12:57 PM Ha ha ha ha ha oh so darn funny Tim! fave fave fave:-) hugs Jan xx Tim Smith October 15, 2016 at 4:20 PM Politics can be funny in a disgusting way.

Charmaine Chircop October 15, 2016 at 12:27 PM Lol: )Hahahhaaha..Love this.Sorry for those who stick by him..No pun intended. Tim Smith October 15, 2016 at 12:32 PM : ) ...I made a joke on Jan's blog so I figured I better actually write the poem.