Trolls In the Basement

Trolls are in our basement. My hubby invited them there.
Every night they wrestle…only for a little fun, they declare.
But I won’t let them have coffee or stay up late at night.
Believe me grumpy trolls stomping around your house can be a fright!

My Hubby goes to work each and every day.
And can you guess who baby-sits the trolls while he’s away?
They’ve played Xbox and Play Station through every foray and doomsday…
So I’ve taught them how to clean and mow, strictly to pay their way.

And now they’re reading children stories each and every morn.
Then they watch American Idol reruns, trying to sing along.
One is taking ballet lessons to improve his earthly charms.
But my favorite is serving at the Soup Kitchen daily, way down town.

I called my friend the Leprechaun to give me a little help.
To keep them from being bored, he lets them chase him through the park.
One he has been grooming to join the Boston Marathon next year.
Others, he’s getting ready to present Shakespeare in the park for a lark. 

I thought, that would surely go well, if they’ll leave their clubs at home.
They like the richness in how he writes, and think they can improvise some.
But adding more mayhem to Shakespeare isn’t what I had in mind.
It’ll be like the 3 stooges doing Shakespeare, and I’m afraid of what I’ll find…

When the Big day came… I had to close my eyes, and much to my surprise.
Halo, World of War Craft, and crude singing had added to their charm.
Movie agents began to swarm… as the teenagers burst out in applause.
Now they’ve signed for TV commercials to compete with Vikings selling credit cards. 

And don’t forget the movie they’re making that puts Shakespeare in a different light.
My hubby isn’t amused at losing his wrestling troll friends along the way.
But they gave him a lot of free passes to join them at various spots in their foray.
So I can finally say, everyone lived Happily Ever After… Hip…Hip…Hooray!
Now have a very pleasant and good day…
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Brown Avatar
August 22, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Carol. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
August 22, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, carol,
Lane Avatar
August 22, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I like this a lot. Thanks. Tony
Freeman Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 10:15 PM
What an imagination, Carol. You need to write some children's books. Thanks for the honor of your poem in my contest. Agape, Moses
Williams Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 5:22 PM
hey Carol congrats on your win David
Sweetheart Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Congrats Carol on a fantastic win with this witty write from that awesome photo luv..enjoy..
Long Avatar
May 17, 2011 at 8:32 AM
this is awesome I love the use of the word trolls.. very well written! cory
Devonshire Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 1:45 PM
You had me laughing all the way through, Carol. Where did you get your inspiration? The analogy of the trolls doing Shakespeare and the three stooges making such an attempt was very clever. Sorry you were left at home to babysit the trolls, but you sure delivered some great humor! Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 10:19 AM
sweet, amusing tale you've penned, I enjoyed it a lot
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