Tribute To Negative People

Here’s to all the negative people You know how the story goes If brains were freakin’ dynamite You couldn’t blow your nose When people make rude comments They act without common sense If you’re negative and reading this I hope you take offense When I hear about my friends put down Every bone in my body cries If you rub yourself with Preparation H You’ll probably shrink in size So if this makes you pout and cry I didn’t mean to put you down Besides someone already wrote a song About the tears of a clown I’ve changed my ways in recent days And try to act with class If I had run into you twenty years ago You would have been laying on your @ss So take your sarcasm somewhere else And leave our poets alone And try to find your self-esteem In a place called the twilight zone. Dedicated to those who need to Make negative comments.