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Tribute To All Mother-In-Laws

She's there when you don't want her bossing you around But when you really need her she's just flown out-of-town She's quite opinionated you wouldn't call her shy When you haven't asked her she's apt to criticize She visits every summer arriving with no warning Thinking she'll surprise you at two or so in the morning She's full of idiosyncracies despises all your pets Be sure to serve her turtle soup keep her stocked with cigarettes This year though is different she's not leaving for ten weeks Good thing you're God-fearing you'll just turn the other cheek

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/11/2021 12:43:00 PM

She is quite opinionated, so I think it is wonderful that you are willing to do this for her " She's full of idiosyncracies despises all your pets Be sure to serve her turtle soup keep her stocked with cigarettes" Loved it!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 6/9/2021 1:48:00 PM

Heeeelarious, Gershon! Although, I must say my late mother-in-law was a saint. Glad you enjoyed My Monarch Butterfly. Take the greatest of care my great friend - Bob H

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2021 4:30:00 PM

Truth be told, my MIL's have been pretty great. No complaints. I just spun a lulu here... And keep up the great writes, Bob! ~ Margarine Fly

Mike Gentile

Date: 6/9/2021 1:21:00 PM

OMG, you have experience I see !! Perfect GW! But ten weeks, no way! AND we love them!!!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2021 4:29:00 PM

I'm a novice, actually. My mothers and MIL's have been wonderful. I just took old comedians' jokes and threw something together. lol. We DO love them!!!! Happiness, gw

Rama Balasubramanian

Date: 6/9/2021 12:49:00 PM

All MIL are alike I guess, felt like I was reading about mine. She was so critical of everything I did... Wonderful write friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2021 4:28:00 PM

Ah, it's just a sterotype... that I've now helped perpetuate. lol. Thanks, Rama!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 6/9/2021 7:35:00 AM

You met mine too, she was an ogre to me when I was young, now she’s long gone I understand what turned her tongue. A difficult childhood, marriage also, then I came along and took her one and only joy, her boy…Belle

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2021 4:27:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha! I guess I did meet yours then... Actually I kind of took the worst features from Don Rickles jokes and threw them together. My MIL's and even GIL's were wonderful! :) gw

Jan Allison

Date: 6/8/2021 11:35:00 PM

gosh you met my late MIL lol, love it GW:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2021 4:23:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha! I think many MIL's, including yours and mine, have a common ancestor, way up there on the family tree somewhere, Jan. lol. cheers, gw