Trevor Jed Engelson Unwittingly

Trevor Jed Engelson Unwittingly... launched Meghan Markle into royalty American divorcee catapulted from “AA” to “Zed” at break neck speed, and with cachet wed Prince Harry, and soon twill begetting, bestowing, and bewitching her chromo somal thread (complementing, furthering, and weaving together "Quod Erat Demonstrandum", or QED for short) within United Kingdom coat of arms, perhaps naming the first heir Ned, and according one online dictionary definition and ken translates as French (Old English) name Eadmund, meaning rich or happy, and protective akin to a mother hen, not just mollycoddling hatchlings, but even shelling out care on a wing and a prayer long after offspring fly the coop and been fending for themselves, perhaps merely earning chicken scratch wage, assigning doomed fate, sans cooked usage if perchance "chick(s)" go thru a foul stage within their duff fenceless hierarchy, where pecking order doth rage worse case scenario, would presage finding errant peep(s) sent to gaol, not much bigger than a bird cage, unless they comprise noble henny age, ideally taken in as a pet by newly bridled Duchess of Sussex treated like totally tubularly true blue blood with opulent accommodations (cheaply) tricked out with life size Tyrannosaurus Rex (spoiler alert: actually done with special effe Hex with latest computer graphics showing rippling reptiles flex sing and holo graphic smoky mirrors) intending "FAKE" balances and checks to boondoggle aggressive paparazzi, one of whom includes Meghan Markle's ex.