Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Couplet

Tpeed Christmas Trees

I've been informed by very reliable sources on which I do rely,
That Jolly old Saint Nicholas, who is a very accommodating guy,

Will be delivering a generous supply of toilet tissue to everyone in need!
(Don't be alarmed to find that on Christmas Morn your tree has been TPeed!)

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Santa's Covid Humor" Contest

Tied for Second Place in the contest

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Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:20 PM Congratulations on your fine win, Robert. laughing, after finally making out what/who you were referring to! Christmas wishes to you! // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen December 21, 2020 at 11:28 AM - Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Bob :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mark Koplin December 21, 2020 at 6:09 AM Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend!

Andrea Dietrich December 20, 2020 at 3:57 PM this is GRRRRREAT!!! Congrats.

Jo Chamberlain December 20, 2020 at 6:38 AM So that's where all the toilet tissues went! Santa's elves panic buying. :-) congratulations on your winning placement. Merry Christmas.

Carolyn Devonshire December 19, 2020 at 1:55 PM This is really cute, Bob. I wouldn't mind if he left us some TP. It could become scarce again in coming months. Congratulations on your place in the contest and have a very merry Christmas! Love, Carolyn Robert L. Hinshaw December 19, 2020 at 2:01 PM Thank you Carolyn for considering my entry in your contest worthy of a win. I enjoyed participating. A Merry Christmas to you!

Lindsay Laurie December 9, 2020 at 8:46 PM G’day Bob … loved the humour in your couplet. Hard to believe that toilet paper is on a Christmas list. It’s a different world Bob - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf December 6, 2020 at 5:14 PM Cute one, I hope Santa TP's my teepee! ~ Loose Warrior. lol. :) gw

Caren Krutsinger December 4, 2020 at 4:18 PM Looking forward to this special tree flocking! Robert L. Hinshaw December 4, 2020 at 5:25 PM Stand by, Caren. It could happen - ha! A very Merry Christmas to you and your family - Bob H

Alexis Y. December 4, 2020 at 3:34 PM Lol!Robert, This is hilarious. Have a great day:-)Alexis

Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 2:57 PM ha ha ha LOVE it:-) hugs jan xx Robert L. Hinshaw December 4, 2020 at 3:17 PM Thank you, Jan. More likely Santa put some of his mischievous elves up to TPeeing the trees. A Merry Olde Christmas to you and yours - Bob