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Tpeed Christmas Trees

I've been informed by very reliable sources on which I do rely,
That Jolly old Saint Nicholas, who is a very accommodating guy,

Will be delivering a generous supply of toilet tissue to everyone in need!
(Don't be alarmed to find that on Christmas Morn your tree has been TPeed!)

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Santa's Covid Humor" Contest

Tied for Second Place in the contest

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Paul Callus Date: 12/22/2020 1:20:00 PM Congratulations on your fine win, Robert. laughing, after finally making out what/who you were referring to! Christmas wishes to you! // paul Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/21/2020 11:28:00 AM - Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Bob :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 12/21/2020 6:09:00 AM Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/20/2020 3:57:00 PM this is GRRRRREAT!!! Congrats. Login to Reply

Jo Chamberlain Date: 12/20/2020 6:38:00 AM So that's where all the toilet tissues went! Santa's elves panic buying. :-) congratulations on your winning placement. Merry Christmas. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/19/2020 1:55:00 PM This is really cute, Bob. I wouldn't mind if he left us some TP. It could become scarce again in coming months. Congratulations on your place in the contest and have a very merry Christmas! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 12/19/2020 2:01:00 PM Thank you Carolyn for considering my entry in your contest worthy of a win. I enjoyed participating. A Merry Christmas to you!

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/9/2020 8:46:00 PM G’day Bob … loved the humour in your couplet. Hard to believe that toilet paper is on a Christmas list. It’s a different world Bob - Lindsay Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/6/2020 5:14:00 PM Cute one, I hope Santa TP's my teepee! ~ Loose Warrior. lol. :) gw Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 12/4/2020 4:18:00 PM Looking forward to this special tree flocking! Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 12/4/2020 5:25:00 PM Stand by, Caren. It could happen - ha! A very Merry Christmas to you and your family - Bob H

Alexis Y. Date: 12/4/2020 3:34:00 PM Lol!Robert, This is hilarious. Have a great day:-)Alexis Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2020 2:57:00 PM ha ha ha LOVE it:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 12/4/2020 3:17:00 PM Thank you, Jan. More likely Santa put some of his mischievous elves up to TPeeing the trees. A Merry Olde Christmas to you and yours - Bob