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Touch For Free

Whatta delightful friend I have in thee
Get all giggly, try so hard not to pee
Just bought this new dress
Through mail order direct
Fits like a glove you can touch me for free!

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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December 29, 2017 at 10:23 AM

Jack dressed up as a lady, the guys went so crazy! Big boobs of plastic, he felt bombastic! Every touch made him feel sexy!!!

December 29, 2017 at 1:14 PM

Haha... yeah I do..

December 29, 2017 at 10:27 AM

You ain't seen nuttin yet... remember Monty Python??? lol

December 29, 2017 at 9:59 AM

lol... is it a silky dress?

December 29, 2017 at 10:06 AM

Makes me feel all slinky!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

December 29, 2017 at 8:23 AM

Dressed for success Jackson, looking for a little touch and go... ;) Good morning Jack! xomo

December 29, 2017 at 8:32 AM

ALWAYS! It still starts my motor a-roaring even at my advanced years! GOOD GOOD MORNING DEAR MO!!! xxx

December 29, 2017 at 8:01 AM

A lovely friend you have indeed...don't tickle her too much...All the best to you and yours Jack for 2018

December 29, 2017 at 8:20 AM

Right back at you my friend Arturo and with a cherry on top!!! LOL

December 29, 2017 at 7:57 AM

Too cold for dresses this time of year !!! AND ... you should charge for touches. Good retirement extra income ;)

December 29, 2017 at 8:18 AM

GREAT IDEA!!! How much do you think I should charge??? xxx

December 29, 2017 at 7:18 AM

I really must confess//I have no mail-order dress//but you must look sweet//like a bovine in heat//I shall alert the press. GIGGLE ON JACKSON!!!

December 29, 2017 at 7:46 AM

"A bovine in heat" you nailed it!!! But oh so charming eh! GIGGLE ON JHN JOHN!!!

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