Top 10 Reasons To Stay In Bed

Today the covers I've pulled over my head. And its not the first time..she guiltily said. Here's 10 reasons I've stayed in my bed Its cold and I'm lazy and wont make a fire Sleep is our friend, you know I'm no liar... I cant go to work, my review is today My cranky old boss won't let me play... I'm sick with a cold, sneezing a lot I must confess , this excuse ain't so hot... He dumped me and my heart is so torn I cant face the day, I feel so forlorn... My foot hurts so bad I want to shout Seriously, I think it may be the gout... Its rained all night, the weather is bad I need new wipers, now isn't that sad... Tossed all night, I just couldn't sleep I'm so sick to death of those miserable sheep... There's no point, I'm depressed you see In bed I can truly enjoy my own misery... If I stay in bed I might lose some weight I cant eat one thing until that big date.... But the best reason of all to stay in bed Is that guy beside me..I think his name's Fred ............................ Or was it Ted? Just in fun. LOL