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Tools For Stools

Poop stuck in the hole
push to purge without success
Get me the vise grips!


Inspired by, I do do give credit to Jan Allison.

I hope this is not offense to Souper's!

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Kim Rodrigues

October 30, 2023 at 4:37 AM

It’s all good if it’s good for you ;) a little do do about…

Mark Hughes

October 30, 2023 at 7:00 AM

A realm I entered with some trepidation, thanks Kim!

Andrea Dietrich

October 16, 2023 at 10:51 AM

hahaha. Have you ever watched Bachelor in Paradise? Right now on the show is a girl who hasn't had a movement in 9 days and they plan to take her to hosptial for surgery

Mark Hughes

October 16, 2023 at 11:48 AM

Not my cup of tea, It's no joke though! Thanks Andrea!!

Mark Koplin

October 15, 2023 at 8:33 AM

Not offensive at all, we love some good pushing toilet humor!! Good one!

Mark Hughes

October 15, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Pheeeew, I wasn't quite sure. Thanks Mark!

Jan Allison

October 15, 2023 at 9:08 AM

You know the irony of it all Mark is if a poet hadn't been so negative to me saying 'scatolgy is not a subject poets should write about' then i probably wouldnt have written more but it was like a red rag to a bull and it totally backfired on her lol:-) poop poetry is here to stay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

October 15, 2023 at 8:28 AM

ha ha ha - the imagery in the final line had me in hysteric lol. I'm so glad you join in the fun with poopy poems lol you sure have made my day:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

October 15, 2023 at 11:28 AM

you may be on a slippery slope then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Hughes

October 15, 2023 at 10:30 AM

I aspire to follow in the foot steps of greatness! Jan Allison, Queen of Fecal Matters!