Too Many Words

The English language is really messed up
Not to mention, the confusion it brings
Sometimes, I don't undestand it
Just listen to some of these things

We have, "to, too and two"
And it don't add up to six
Ain't that a little confusing?
I'm thinkin' we need a fix

And then, there's, "there, their and they're"
What does this even mean?
Don't you think this language,
Is the craziest you've ever seen?

What about, "for, four and fore"?
Really, who come up with this stuff?
Don't they know learning to read
Was already tough enough?

We have, "pair, pare and pear"
You think they ran out of words?
And I'm not the only one 
That this language disturbs

You've heard, "praise, prays and preys"
I mean, how many do we really need?
These words can drive you crazy
Do we need them for to succeed?

Then there's, "heal, heel and he'll"
Homophones are what they're called
It can make some people angry
While other's are simply appalled

One more, "sees, seas and seize"
You know I'm just kidding tho, right?
Without these awesome, wonderful words
How would we ever be able to write?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Taylor Avatar
March 26, 2010 at 2:21 PM
So -Sow and sew what!
Gorelick Avatar
March 26, 2010 at 6:38 AM
Awesome write..right..rite. love it. BG
White Avatar
March 26, 2010 at 6:11 AM
Very imaginative For sure, I could never read you write, right? Why is there no H in sure?
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