Andrea Dietrich Poet Rhyme

Too Early To Prite Woetry

It’s too early to prite woetry.
Let me hay lere in my bed.
I hartied pardy. Woe is me.
Oh, my hounding pead!

My joughts are thumbled. My oh my.
It’s hust so jard to think.
I heel so forrid; why oh why?
Did someone dike my sprink?

Good grief, it’s tuch moo early to awake.
It’s ten a.m for seaven’s hake!

 January 23, 2017

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Doug Vinson February 21, 2017 at 9:36 AM The reality of humor. So well done, Andrea. : )

Kim Rodrigues February 19, 2017 at 2:59 PM That slurring tongue will get you into twouble! Congrats, Andrea!!!

Ironic Zink February 19, 2017 at 2:58 PM Thank you for your entry, my apologies on the delay. I was detained! Congrats on your win!

Jennifer Walker January 27, 2017 at 8:22 AM Great laugh here. Too clever. I was writing you a text about the first misspelled word and looked at the title and figured it out, not a mistake but a clever trick.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser January 27, 2017 at 3:45 AM Andie, this made me giggles, have to say this is cute! :D I wonder how will you be when you read this loud! :D Thank you for the encouragement, your remark on FB led me to begin posting some poems again here.. hugs and smiles, Olive Eloisa :)

Donna Roberts January 25, 2017 at 10:30 PM ha ha

Joseph May January 25, 2017 at 1:26 PM Lol... Nicely done Andrea..or should I say, Dicely none!

Joanna Daniel January 25, 2017 at 3:39 AM I like the way you used spoonerism for this contest, a 7 from me:) this is a winner, Andrea:)

M Asim Nehal January 24, 2017 at 8:45 PM Interesting poem, innovative , Enjoyed it.

Bruce Adams January 24, 2017 at 8:21 PM A funny and accurate portrayal of my partying days ! This poem should place well in the contest Andrea .

Alexis Y. January 24, 2017 at 7:47 PM Hi Andrea Fhat a good take on the contest theme. If this happened in real life it wouldn't be so funny. I'm with Chris, this should place well in the contest. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis

Matthew Anish January 24, 2017 at 7:09 PM oodgay oempay here! Peace & Love Mattthew Anish

Maurice Yvonne January 24, 2017 at 6:20 PM Other than maybe one or two spelling errors and I emphasize maybe. Like are you sure that's the way you spell 'early'. Besides that this write is immaculate. Very serious and important. Not sure what everyone else is laughing about. Personally it brought a tear to my eye. Very powerful.

Daniel Turner January 24, 2017 at 5:48 PM Fou're yunny Andrea:) I thaughed all the way lough.

Ilene Bauer January 24, 2017 at 4:52 PM this is absolutely adorable, andrea!

Agnes Krampe January 24, 2017 at 4:24 PM I like your funny take on the prompt :)

Jan Allison January 24, 2017 at 4:18 PM ha ha ha so so funny my friend a winner in my eyes for sure... i can't even get my head round the theme!:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green January 24, 2017 at 3:49 PM This was the best yet, in my opinion, written for this contest. I am sure we will see this one at the top of the winner's list.

Tim Smith January 24, 2017 at 3:45 PM A premendous toem Andrea ...olo