Too Early To Prite Woetry

It’s too early to prite woetry.
Let me hay lere in my bed.
I hartied pardy. Woe is me.
Oh, my hounding pead!

My joughts are thumbled. My oh my.
It’s hust so jard to think.
I heel so forrid; why oh why?
Did someone dike my sprink?

Good grief, it’s tuch moo early to awake.
It’s ten a.m for seaven’s hake!

 January 23, 2017

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 2/21/2017 9:36:00 AM
The reality of humor. So well done, Andrea. : )
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Date: 2/19/2017 2:59:00 PM
That slurring tongue will get you into twouble! Congrats, Andrea!!!
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Date: 2/19/2017 2:58:00 PM
Thank you for your entry, my apologies on the delay. I was detained! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 1/27/2017 8:22:00 AM
Great laugh here. Too clever. I was writing you a text about the first misspelled word and looked at the title and figured it out, not a mistake but a clever trick.
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Date: 1/27/2017 3:45:00 AM
Andie, this made me giggles, have to say this is cute! :D I wonder how will you be when you read this loud! :D Thank you for the encouragement, your remark on FB led me to begin posting some poems again here.. hugs and smiles, Olive Eloisa :)
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Date: 1/25/2017 10:30:00 PM
ha ha
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Date: 1/25/2017 1:26:00 PM
Lol... Nicely done Andrea..or should I say, Dicely none!
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Date: 1/25/2017 3:39:00 AM
I like the way you used spoonerism for this contest, a 7 from me:) this is a winner, Andrea:)
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Date: 1/24/2017 8:45:00 PM
Interesting poem, innovative , Enjoyed it.
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Date: 1/24/2017 8:21:00 PM
A funny and accurate portrayal of my partying days ! This poem should place well in the contest Andrea .
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Date: 1/24/2017 7:47:00 PM
Hi Andrea Fhat a good take on the contest theme. If this happened in real life it wouldn't be so funny. I'm with Chris, this should place well in the contest. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/24/2017 7:09:00 PM
oodgay oempay here! Peace & Love Mattthew Anish
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Date: 1/24/2017 6:20:00 PM
Other than maybe one or two spelling errors and I emphasize maybe. Like are you sure that's the way you spell 'early'. Besides that this write is immaculate. Very serious and important. Not sure what everyone else is laughing about. Personally it brought a tear to my eye. Very powerful.
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Date: 1/24/2017 5:48:00 PM
Fou're yunny Andrea:) I thaughed all the way lough.
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Date: 1/24/2017 4:52:00 PM
this is absolutely adorable, andrea!
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Date: 1/24/2017 4:24:00 PM
I like your funny take on the prompt :)
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Date: 1/24/2017 4:18:00 PM
ha ha ha so so funny my friend a winner in my eyes for sure... i can't even get my head round the theme!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/24/2017 3:49:00 PM
This was the best yet, in my opinion, written for this contest. I am sure we will see this one at the top of the winner's list.
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Date: 1/24/2017 3:45:00 PM
A premendous toem Andrea ...olo
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