Today - a Bit Rude
I’m not a great fan of metric
A system of which I am sceptic
To the young it’s ethereal
But I learned imperial
And so I still speak it...
Today
I went down to the hardware store
I’d better not go there no more
An eager young lady assistant
Was maybe a little persistent
How can I help you...
Today
I said I need ten eight inch nails
She sure put the wind in my sails
The nails were near pulleys and winches
And then she said how big’s eight inches
I’m not getting out...
Today
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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